Misery Diets Contd

********************* Day 10 **********************
Nothing to report today, other than my kidney is killing me, so not at work, been to the docs, and on anti biotics.....which have killed my comedy lol!! X

********************* Day 9 *********************
Ok no work again today, still felt a bit ropey! So just stayed at home, and now i am feeling fighting fit again!I had a yougurt for breakfast, it was hard to eat, as i really didnt fancy anything....but those good bacteria must have been out in force, cos it stayed down ...RESULT !!

I have chilled all day, so no calories burned for sure, which means i am going to have to work twice as hard for the rest of the week!! Grrrrr! But i am looking forward to getting back to the gym, but i have been using my Lateral thigh trainer at home, so not too bad!!

SOoooo i get to lunch time, still not hungry but have 2 ryvita with some cottage cheese, i still dont get this cottage cheese malarky ...but only 40 calories, so it will be eaten lol!!

Then through boredom i decide to pluck my eye brows, as they have been neglected of late, so i spin the mirror to the magnify side ...and.......OH MY GOD......HORROR upon HORROR!!!!!............i have a bloody moustache!!! i mean the full monty here...infact i have the full set..WTF!!! how did this happen!! i know i am getting older but ffs!!! so i forget about my monobrow.....and start plucking my moustache....jeeezuzzzzzz how come my friends never told me i resembled Salvador Dali??? Next time they ask me if they look good in their outfit...i am gonna say "oh yeah you look hot" even if they look like coco the clown....revenge is sweet.So after half an hour or quite painful plucking i feel more like a woman than a sasquatch!!hmmm no wonder i am single lol!! ok so also book myself into the salon to get some electrolsis done on my sideburns, lol!! Whilst looking closely in the magnifying mirror, which must be about 300x magnification i may add, as i am sure i saw the hubble spaceship in it.....i notice that my skin is terrible too!!!..so i go back down and call salon, again, and get booked in for a facial too!!, then back up to tackle my eyebrows...flippin heck....i know...back down and call salon again...wax please!! i am sure i heard the receptionist mutter something about a restraining order, but maybe i was mistaken!!
so tomorrow i will be plucked and zapped to death by them...oh joy lol!!.So after much deep thought i decide magnifying mirror are the devils work, and throw mine out! So that has been my day, but i am back to work and gym tomorrow so will have more to report then!
Calories 380
Times on scales 43
Mirrors chucked 1
Choc fantasies 2 <----this is good surely
Kisses 0

********************************Weigh in*******************************
Weight lost in first week.......................... 6lbs wooohooo, that is nearly half as stone...fingers crossed i manage the same amount next week

**************DAY 8***************

Well i have been sick three times during the night, so i havent been to work today, but ever the optomist i got up at 6.45 so i could make it to the free parking space, realised Burt (my little car) was frozen solid, so nipped out to start him up to defrost him, just in my pink fluffy bathrobe and play boy slippers. Just to be met by my neighbour coming out to start his van up.....how embarrassing, so i said hello, as if i was fully dressed, called on the cat to pretend that is why i was outside half naked and ran back in house!!Then was sick again, at this point i made the executive decision not to go to work, as puking at the desk is not very fetching at all!!So i called in explained to my boss, who was fine about it, thank god, and crawled back to bed, woke up at 2 wooohooo and feel alot better, but not eaten anything, for fear of it doing an encoure!Maybe later i will try a ryvita, if anything is going to stay down it is going to be a ryvita.lol.So no gym today, kinda missing it, but not missing scary staring woman at all. Plus i didnt go out at the weekend so she might be slightly annoyed as for some reason that we didnt "bump into each other" lol.
Calories 0
Choc fantasies 0 but just though fear of being sick
vomitting 3
Speak tomorrow when hopefully i will be feeling better!! Xx

****************DAY 7 *********************

Not alot to write today, i got woken up at 1pm by big gay dave calling or see what i was up to...ermmmm that would be sleeping ffs!!!So he pops over for a coffee and we go to asda to cash in my penny jar....which by the way has 23.72 in it lol..................so i buy some fruit and veg for next week, sigh!!I have only had an actimel all day, so just 71 calories lol...but i am planning of getting some pasta when i finish writting this.I must admit i am pretty tired all the time since i started this diet...but hopefully it wont be too long before i can start eating normally again.No Gym today....but i did go on my lateral thigh trainer which i bought of a girl from work....400 steps later and about 22 cals burnt off....ffs that seems more effort than it is worth, but i will have a butt of a godess at this rate lol!!Well folks i am off for food, hmm salad again woohoooo!!! hope you all had a great weekend, and i will conitinue my diet diary miseries tomorrow xx

*********************Day 6 ********************
Hurrah, i didnt have to get up to early today, as i dont work weekends :)However, i had been on a bit of a mad mission last night and driven down to manchester to see friend, and ended up not getting back home until about 1.30 then not being able to sleep, so i only had about 5 hours kip.But still slept in so no Breakfast.I promised to take my best friends dad to the bingo today, there are way to many funny stories attatched to this outing that i cant even begin, but lets say i was the youngest there by far, and left no better of when i went in...i am not really a lucky person :(But one thing i did learn today is that old people pretend to have a bad memory, and be feckless, it must be a passage of rights when you hit 70 or something, cos these lot were viscious, i took a seat, only to get a load of tutting as i had inadvertantly sat in Mables seat!! i thought it was going to be colostomy bags at dawn!! so i found an unmarked table phewww. also....dont they call those numbers fast!!...god i missed half of them...however those old dears didint ...like steven hawkins on speed i swear. i thought i was sitting next to the rainman at one point, as he seemed to be able to predict the next number!! forget Derren Brown...get yourself to the Gala bingo lol!!So i get home at 2 starving, at one point the Bingo caller asked to keep the muttering down...i didnt like to say it was my tummy! Lunch is 2 Ryvita and some cottage cheese, if which i am not too fond. Then i grab a sneaky hours kip on the sofa...ahhh heaven, then back up and off to the gym, just for half an hour, and no handsome guy today, or large lycra girl.....but SSW is there....i think she must live there! i am not sure but i have never been when she hasnt been in there.She remarks on how nice my bum is....hmmm odd, so i blush and say thanks....and get on with the routine as usual.....i get of the lateral thigh trainer, walkig like C3P0 as i have clearly over done it with only an intake of 100 calories so far today, i feel my legs shaking like a shitting dog, so think i better sit down, i wobble my way to the changing rooms and sit on the big lattice bench in the middle ....phewwwww.SSW follows me and asks if i am ok, fine i reply, watching my untoned thighs vibrating lol, next thing i know, SSW has put her arm on my shoulder and is hugging me in, a bit to close to her baps for my liking too!! i tell her honestly i am fine and run for the cubicle..she is a strange one her! maybe just over friendly, she chouts every couple of mins to ask if i am ok, i reply pleasantlly but feel slightly odd about opening the door when i am dressed, incase today she is totally starkers!! Luckily she isnt, and i head home, tired :(
I arrive home and have a banana and a yougurt...ahhh thats better.Now i am babysitting tonight for my friend and her husband who have gone out for a Valentines meal and drinks, being the only sad singleton amonst her friends i am the natural choice, but i wont lie to you, i adore babysitting her son, my god son, he is 22 months old, and a real comic, he is just learing to talk, so i first of all teach him some comedy sayings to bless his parents with tomorrow morning, then we play with every toy in the house....TWICE!! Then bath time....so i am sitting here soaked from all the riotous splashing and capers, however he goes to bed at 8 :(I tried to keep him up longer, but he was begging for bed, so i gave in and put him down, and now i am on my friends computer writting this! So all in all a good day today, even though i know all my other friends are out partying around town, and informing me that the tasty guy from Costas is out and is asking where i am, and has noticed i havent been in all week.....i might venture in for a skinny latte next week, but then i will have to work it off and i think the gym twice a day is enough for this fat chick at moment!oooh and i found my clear bra strap for those of you that were in the slightest interested, the cat had decided that it was her new toy...so it is now mawld some what....so i reckon a new set is in order huh!?!i wil lnever know ho wshe managed to get it under the fridge freezer though....takes me and Jeff capes to move that thing!!

Calories 350
Time legs shaked for - 17 minutes
number of good bacteria 0
Number of unwanted hugs 1
kisses 0
Choc fantasies 180
Times on scales 43 <---- this might be becoming an obsession?!?WEIGHT LOST 4 lbs.......wooohooo !! (thats 2 bags of sugar) Days to actual weigh day 1