The Perils of smoking!

Sunday!

Now i hate Sundays at the best of times, but I have been bored all weekend, and not well, so i am feeling a bit better today, but broke, so cant really get up to much, but James drove over to see me and took me out for lunch...wooohoooo!! so we are in this really nice resteraunt, kinda a bit too posh for my liking, i mean a meal is like 40 quid, i am more your fish and chips kinda chick lol...so i am there on my best behaviour, and i am eating and chatting, and i need the loo, so i excuse myself and off i wander, into the MENS!!!!! ooops! finally make it into the ladies come out, and i have only tucked my skirt into the back of my knickers...this is not the first time in my life i have done such a thing, but i was usually drunk in the past...YIKES!!!! luckily the waiter tells me of my situation so i sort myself out and get back to the table, now before i left the table, i buried my fork into my peas, and as i lean on the table i hit the end of the fork...catapulting a fork full of birds eyes best in the direction of an old posh couple sitting to the right of me!!! ffs....2 peas land in her wine!! and the rest go on the floor and tables, so the waiter comes over to clean up, and says something to James....probably about me being a retard!!!!!! he slips on a rouge pea, and falls over....now that my friends is Karma!!! Poor James all that breeding and etticut and he decides to spend his spare time with me .....you would think he would learn huh!!!James and i then go for a walk around our local park...and it starts snowing!! brrrr i hate snow...i have naturally curly hair so by the time we had got back to his car, i looked like a drowned rat *sigh*......so i decide a cigerette is in order, now remember James is a cancer specialist and has a major problem with the fact i smoke...so i way up the pros and cons in my head, is my nicotine desire worth the long lecture i am gonna get when i ask if i can smoke in his hire car!!...so i sit thinking it over in my head and finally come out and ask him.....and you know when you wish you hadnt bothered yourself lol!!..so i get a ten minute lecture about how bad it is blah blah blah!!! so in the middle of it i just light up.lean forward to open the window and drop my fag on his car seat!!!! YIKES!!!! FFS ..so i now burn my thigh and his car seat..........so the real reason not to smoke, is to prevent 3rd degree burns and ruining a new audi TT !!!