Ok so here is what has happened to me lately!!
The meds are making me FAT again grrrrr!But i will deal with that after they take me off them.
My friend James is over from Austrailia at the moment, he is a great bloke, good looking rich and intelligent....an all round catch for the right girl, he has come over to make sure i am ok on the 9th, which is my mums anniversary of her death, and it is a general tough time for me because i miss her so much it is a physical pain for me.
So god love James, for coming all this way to make sure i am ok, he is a cancer specialist and was my mums doc, this is how we met! We dated for a while, well about 7 weeks, but he proposed to me,....which freaked me out, so i ended it ooops!!! but it would never work, he is very serious, and i ...well i am just different......lmao!!
James is having a party at his "little" pad in the lakes, makes me smile as his little pad is a 4 bedroom house, over looking one of the lakes, in the richest parts of cumbria!! complete with hot tub, jacuzzi and maid!! how the other half live huh?...so i get ready to go,,,,but i am not feeling to well, i have a pain starting in my side, but think what the hell, getting out will do me some good, so get dolled up, boots skirt low cut top....the usual stuff, and drive out there, the party is just starting, and my pain is getting worse....next thing i know.... i am waking up with about 7 folk standing round me!! MORTIFIED!!!
James picks me up pops me in his car and takes me to the hospital.....now i am wearing a skirt...with stockings on and have a pain in my side....so the doctor, lifts my skirt UP to examine my stomach ffs!!! MORTIFIED again!!
He suggests i go for a scan incase i have an eptopic pregancy which is the funniest thing i have heard in years...as i havent had sex in 18 months, and i point this out that unless my name has changed to mary, it is gonna be an immaculate conception....clearly not believing me....they take me for a scan...and what a shock...not pregnant eptopic or otherwise!!! they wanted to keep me in over night...YIKES...but i have had my fill of hospitals, so refused and said i would go home, so i am walking up the path, it is now about 11pm, when i feel something squishy under my boot...and slip i fall on my arse and crack my elbow on the path, the bloody cat had kindly left me a bird ffs!!! so i now have a black eye....very sore elbow, and a horrific pain in my side!!! if i was a horse i would be put down!! it would be more humane!!
To add insult to injury Mr A is away for a night out in London, and uncontactable boohooo, and i am bored and fed up...and this combination usually leads to mischief with me!! So tomorrow i am off to find myself some mischief!!
Things i have learnt today!
You can really slip on a dead bird.
Glossing has become the bain of my life i need to date a decorator until may, and then a gardiner....as the lawn mower comes out, and i have already cut through 2 cables and cant afford yet another new lawn mower this year!
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